About SeaSMP

Made for grinders. Run by Taxman.

SeaSMP is survival with a real economy, no protection and no babysitting. Here's what's on the server, how a day plays out, and who's behind it.

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0items priced for /sell
0items in the /shop
0live leaderboards
0rank tiers
0crate keys
0continents, one world

The server

What you're signing up for.

Six things SeaSMP is built around. Pick one, or just watch them play.

/sell · /shop

Everything has a price.

0 items are priced for /sell, from kelp to netherite blocks. Check what something is worth, spend it in the shop, send money to another player and claim sell multipliers to push your payouts higher.

/sell/shop/worth/bal/pay/sellmulti
See every price →
SOLD$0

Live demo using the real price list.

Also on the server HomesPlayer vaultsKits/rtpBountiesLeaderboardsGemsEggsRanks/enderchest/craft/anvilNight vision

A day on SeaSMP

From spawn to the top of the board.

Every player's day looks a little different. This is the loop most people end up in.

  1. 01

    Kit up and drop in

    Claim your kit, then /rtp into fresh land. Nothing is claimed and nothing is protected.

  2. 02

    Grind

    Mine, farm and loot. Everything you farm, mine or loot has a price.

  3. 03

    Sell it

    Run /sell, check anything with /worth and watch your /bal climb.

  4. 04

    Flip it

    Put the good stuff on the /ah, snipe cheap listings, or post an /order for what you need.

  5. 05

    Level up

    Open crates, grab a rank for more homes and vaults, and unlock perks like /craft and /anvil.

  6. 06

    Defend or raid

    Nothing is protected. Hide your base and lock your loot away, or go take someone else's. Put a /bounty on whoever got you.

  7. 07

    Top the board

    Climb /baltop and the leaderboards, jump into a UHC round, then do it all again tomorrow.

The owner

Meet Taxman.

Every server needs someone who pays the bills. Here, that's Taxman.

Taxman

Founder & Owner
SeaSMP is my project. I put a lot of time and a lot of money into it, and I'm still working on it. Come grind, come raid, come get rich. I'll be around.
Money put inA LOT
The exact number stays classified.
Time put inA LOT
Too many hours to count.
Talk to me on Discord Watch me live
SeaSMP REVENUE SERVICE Owner's expense report Form SMP-1040 · Filed by Taxman
  • Server hostingPAID
  • Domain, DNS & DDoS protectionPAID
  • Plugins & toolingPAID
  • This websitePAID
  • Store & payments setupPAID
  • Late nights & debugging∞
Total paid by TaxmanA lotexact figure: classified
Amount due from you$0.00Joining is free. The store is optional.

Work log

Shipped, not promised.

The recent changes to this website, newest first.

  1. NEWCluckers, the support chicken

    A sleepy chicken in the corner of every page. Pet him, play fetch, feed him corn, bread or a diamond and hear him nibble it, and listen to his real clucks (there's a mute button on his bar).

  2. SHIPPEDCluckers' support chat

    Tap him to ask how to join, what things cost, what Taxman hosts or where the rules are. He answers right in the chat, gives you a button to the page you need, and sends you to Discord for staff, reports and appeals.

  3. SHIPPEDSmoother fetch

    Playing ball with Cluckers stays smooth, even on slow devices and while the radio is playing.

  4. SHIPPEDPhone fixes

    Home and Prices no longer wobble sideways on phones, and the chat opens as a full-width sheet that doesn't scroll the page behind it.

  5. SHIPPEDPlayer stats

    Type a Minecraft username to see if they're online and where they rank on every leaderboard, with a link you can share.

  6. SHIPPEDNetwork page

    Europe and North America on one map, with a real day and night line, live clocks, a play-hours overlap bar and live service checks.

  7. SHIPPEDAbout page

    What's on the server, a day in the life, and the story behind it.

  8. SHIPPED/shop and /sell screens

    The same menus you get in-game, with item tooltips and drag-to-sell.

  9. SHIPPEDLeaderboard page

    Live boards with an animated podium and ranked bars for money, kills, playtime and more.

  10. SHIPPEDLeaderboard API proxy

    Boards come straight from the server, while its IP and API key stay hidden from visitors.

  11. SHIPPEDReal command list

    The commands a new player needs, and leaderboards wired to the server's plugin.

  12. SHIPPEDRules rewrite

    Rewritten around grief, raid and steal, with Minecraft item icons and a proper FAQ.

  13. SHIPPEDBedrock address

    One address for Java and Bedrock, with the port spelled out.

  14. SHIPPEDThe website itself

    Live server status, a searchable price list, a radio with original music, and a hero you can actually mine.

Ready to pay taxes?

Join in 30 seconds.

  1. 1Open Minecraft (Java or Bedrock)
  2. 2Multiplayer → Add Server
  3. 3Paste SeaSMP.net and hit Join